Posted by
godfather on Friday, February 29, 2008 1:22:29 PM
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I'm sure all of you are aware by now of the infamous emails circulating the dark corners of the internet accusing Barack Obama of everything from being a Muslim, to swearing in on the Koran, to being a one man Al Qaeda sleeper cell. I won't even waste the bandwidth debunking these ridiculous and xenophobic lies, but if you are that gullible and need to be reassured otherwise, click here, here, and here. In addition to the emails, the right-wing blogosphere and talk radio now routinely refers to him by his full name: Barack Hussein Obama, as if this somehow disqualifies him or makes him too dangerous to become president. Recently, it has gotten to the point where one of the official speakers at a rally McCain was appearing at repeatedly referred to Obama by this moniker,which actually means "blessed good" when translated.
Although the fear mongering against Obama has been completely discredited, I did learn some very disturbing facts today about his future opponent. Confidential sources have informed me that John McCain's middle name is actually "Sidney" and that he was born in PANAMA!!!! Yes, it's true. I nearly fell out of my chair in disbelief when I learned the shocking news.
***Sarcasm Alert On*** Is it any wonder Sidney McCain from Panama is against a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage and for letting all those illegal foreigners have amnesty??? How do we know Sidney isn't a sleeper cell for Manuel Noriega or for those guys from Qu-eer Eye for the Straight Guy for that matter?***Sarcasm Alert Off*** And by the way, isn't it unconstitutional for a person born outside the United States to even become president? Otherwise, wouldn't The Governator be the likely GOP nominee?
Of course I'm not surprised that the mainstream media chooses to ignore these facts, but how can the all knowing blogosphere not have ferreted out this crucial bit of information already, flooded email boxes, and made it known to the entire internet community? The American public deserves to know the truth! Otherwise, we just might end up electing Sidney McCain that crazy old belligerent Panamanian with the girly sounding name!
In the interests of full disclosure, and in order to get the facts out there to as many people as possible, I propose from now on we refer to Mr. 100 years in Iraq by the name God intended him to have at birth: "John Sidney McCain the 3rd" or just "Sidney McCain" for short. Better yet, we should call him "Sidney McCain-Bush" since it seems Poppy Bush has now officially adopted him and he's been welcomed into the family with open arms by little bro GW.
So, do we a want president whose name means "good" or do we want a president who shares a name with the character played by Jennifer Garner on the hit TV show Alias??? The choice is yours America! Feel free to pass on this article on to as many people as possible and warn everyone before it is too late!
-Vox "Hussein" Populi